What the flick is this Black Shit everyone is talking about?

Yeah, we know. Explaining Black Shit is roughly as successful as explaining quantum physics to a potato. That is the core problem: it is simply easier to taste it than to describe it without sounding unhinged.

It has been known to both cure and cause headaches (sometimes in the same evening), remove coughs, reduce blood pressure, and warm your body in a way that suggests either medicinal genius or mild possession. In short, it cures most ills and, as an added bonus, makes both you and your partner statistically more attractive—at least to each other, and at least until morning.

Black Shit is the official signature shot and is available at all our events (though you may have to look the bartender directly in the eye and ask for it by name, which builds character). It is composed of salty licorice, Norwegian potato liquor, and a secret that will die with us, preferably before any regulatory body asks questions. It tastes like regret and belonging at the same time—an emotional flavor profile few other liquids dare attempt.

And yes, we make it. You cannot buy it. We will not sell it. We will, however, give it to you.

Statements not reviewed or approved by any medical professional, government agency, or even anyone competent.